BEST OF GUARDLINE: SEPTEMBER MONTHLY ROUNDUP
We have so much fun at Guardline. Whether it’s producing videos, reading your reviews, or taking your calls.
Check out some of our best moments of last month.
Breaking News: Sasquatch Sighting at the Guardline Office
Some people think that Sasquatch isn’t real. We’re here to tell you he is. In fact, he visited our office last week! We saw a large, hairy creature lurking in the bushes right before he busted inside. We were a little confused as to why he was wearing a cardigan until we realized it was our very own Customer Service Manager & Logistics Coordinator, Simon. In his custom-made costume, he posed in front of the American flag and gave us all some belly laughs. (By the way, don’t tell our COO, Dave, that it was just Simon. Dave still believes in Big Foot and has to sleep with a night light.)
Our favorite Guardline reviews this month:
No, John. Thank YOU! You’re why we get out of bed every morning.
And apparently, folks on Amazon think we’re the bee’s knees…
This is what we like to hear, Kimberly. Buy as many as you like. We’ll make more.
Joanna Answers Your Questions
Our dedicated service rep, Joanna, wanted to take customer service to the next level, so she started responding to customers’ questions with videos. She gives direct answers to your most burning questions with a personal touch. Here’s one of our favorites:
In case you missed it…
In our top-performing video, a dad figures out how to keep his daughter’s boyfriend away using Guardline. (Poor, poor Brad.)
In our top blog post this month, we go behind the scenes on a working farm in North Carolina with the Stoney Ridge Farmer. He talks about how he kicked some dirtbags off his property using Guardline and revealed a detail about his sex life. (Is it getting hot in here?) Check it out by clicking here.
We love our customers so much, we’re offering you a limited time coupon for $20 off. Just use the code SASQUATCH20 at checkout to receive your discount. (It won’t last long though, so hurry up and use it.)
Want to say something nice, funny, or crazy about our products or how you use them? We’d love to hear from you. Contact us by reaching out on Facebook or leave a review on our site. Better yet, pick up the phone to talk directly to someone on our American-based support team. You may find your quote in our next monthly roundup.
Until then, be safe.